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BeBoxMusic 2018 Predictions: Dumb Things Celebrities Might Do

Imagine if these things happened…

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We’re nearing the end of the year fast and before you blink it’ll be 2018.

This year so many unexpected things have happened, from Katy Perry winning a legal battle against a group of nuns to Taylor Swift declaring that the old Taylor is dead. If things continue like this next year, 2018 could be pretty crazy. So, we’re preparing ourselves for the unexpected by creating our own (dumb) predictions of what might just happen in the New Year. Brace yourselves…

1. Taylor Swift could resurrect the old Taylor Swift…

Over the last few years, Taylor’s sound and image have changed drastically from the cute country girl that we once knew. In her hit song ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ Taylor declared that the old Taylor was in fact dead. We predict that she’ll come back to life next year.

2. Katy Perry actually gets drafted in to a basketball team…

The ‘Swish Swish’ video showcases Katy Perry showing off  her ballin’ skills. But, what if this inspires her to throw in the musical towel to become a full time basketball player?! It could happen!

3. Jeremy Corbyn releases a remix of the “oh Jeremy Corbyn” chant, with JME, The 1975, Lily Allen & Dave Benson Phillips on backing vocals…

To be honest this sounds like it could be a big tune. You’ve got to admit the Jeremy Corbyn chant is incredibly catchy.

4. Kanye West is revealed to be the actual second coming of Christ, and crushes Simon Cowell, who it turns out was actually the devil…

kanye west and simon

Kanye would already say this isn’t much of a revelation. Simon Cowell on the other hand…we could still see this happening.

5. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez run away and get married in Las Vegas…

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 20: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber arrives at the 2011 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on November 20, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

You heard it here first! #TeamJelena

6. Ed Sheeran breaks his arm again and gets a robotic arm like Luke Skywalker…

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 18: Ed Sheeran attends The Q Awards 2017, in association with Absolute Radio, at The Roundhouse on October 18, 2017 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

We hope that Ed doesn’t break his arm again! But, if he did this would be a cool alternative and he’d still be able to play the guitar – just putting it out there.

7. Big Shaq writes the song for the new ‘James Bond’ movie called ‘Man’s Not James Bond’…


Ed Sheeran recently revealed he’s actually written a ‘James Bond’ theme tune, just in case he gets asked. How hilarious would it be then if Big Shaq swooped in at the last minute with new song ‘Man’s Not James Bond’. Now that’s a film we would watch!

8. Liam Gallagher over-excitedly forks out £10million on a house in Philadelphia after watching Rocky starring his favourite actor Slyvestor Stallone, but then refuses to move after discovering it’s nicknamed the city of brotherly love. The whole debacle almost bankrupts him, forcing him to go on Channel 4’s re-launched Celebrity Wife Swap…

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JANUARY 26: Liam Gallagher of Beady Eye performs live for fans during the 2014 Big Day Out Festival on January 26, 2014 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)

And on that note, over and out.

It’s nearly 2018, keep your eyes out for these artists next year, we think they’re gonna be big!

 

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